• Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
  • Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
  • Uterus: ...happened to it.
  • one third of me: i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe
  • one third of me: fuck everyone i hate you all go kill yourselves